Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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