I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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