They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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