I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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