Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I think people are normalizing furries
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
