its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Randomize
