For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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