I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Randomize
