...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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