i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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