I don't think brook has ever known best
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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