That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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