I think my vagina is haunted
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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