I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so let's talk penis.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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