you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
