I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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