You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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