We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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