How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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