I smell stomach acid.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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