You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
