The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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