how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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