She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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