tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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