New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
How does one acquire holy water?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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