its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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