I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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