You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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