Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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