glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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