used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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