I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Randomize
