That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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