No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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