In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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