Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Randomize
