Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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