The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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