So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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