they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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