Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
cat food counts as protein by the way
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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