I have demons in me.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
We need to get me chipped asap
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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