My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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