Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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