I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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