I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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