if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We are all done wearing pants today
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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