On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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