i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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