no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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