i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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