You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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