Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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