I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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