Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I love having hate sex.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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