drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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