So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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